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Childhood Expectations
When I was a little kid, I really had my shit together. I had the start of a rather impressive stuffed animal collection, Hot Wheels that probably made all the cootie-ridden boys jealous, and I knew...
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Millennials & the Toy Story Complex
Spoiler alert: If you haven’t seen Toy Story or Toy Story 3 yet, first of all, what the hell have you been doing all this time, and secondly, you might want to stop reading here. While you’re not...
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The Politics of Giving Valentines
I was in Walgreen’s the other day, and needless to say, the seasonal aisle is filled with all kinds of Valentine’s Day fare. The weird teddy bears, heart-shaped everything, candy, and most importantly:...
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Guest Post: Ocean’s 14 Year Olds
I wanted to say no to Rohan of Rohan 7 Things when he offered to write a guest post for my blog, but I can just hear that accent even through typed text, and so I couldn’t turn him down. Despite the...
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Because Your Pillows Suck: A Reflection on Sleepovers
Growing up, I was never allowed to go on sleepovers at my friends’ houses. There were no pillow fights, hair-braiding circles, or staying up late to tell off-the-cuff ghost stories that everyone only...
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Black Box Warnings Guest Post
Good Morning Sassholes! Today I’ve contributed a post to Black Box Warnings. There’s no laugh track on this one, so bring your serious face. I hope you’ll head on over and give it a read: I’ll Never...
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Those Who Can, Do; Those Who Can’t Make You Sing “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah”
I always loved school, right up until the point mathematics ventured beyond adding, subtracting, and multiplying. In the 16 years I spent getting educated, I’ve had quite the array of teachers and...
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